My mind sees those chains, and goes to McFassy.
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Dedicated to all the racist haters who thought Nicole Beharie’s genes weren’t good enough….
obviously Fassbender thinks otherwise!
#StayMADD
#YouWISHyouHADcolor
I just wanna know one thing. What the fuck has Nicole Behari done besides have a magical vagina? Huh? Nothing. Peanut gallery aka racist white girls, sit your ass down. There are black girls who date white guys ‘cause we don’t give a shit. Love is love. We get enough flack from black men as it is. So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. He doesn’t care about your existence. He’s a consistent motherfucker that goes for black girls. You mad? Stay mad and crank until you crymax.

Down with the ice-cream sandwich…U MAD???


If the announcer LADY says “…we’re broadcasting to 120 countries tonight”………..AGAIN ….urgh!
Fass. Fassy. Fassface. What even is that beard? What is that moustache? Were you planning on having a confrontation with Dudley Do-Right at some point after that drink?
THAT FACIAL HAIR SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN AN OPTION
Everytime I curse the heavens for not giving War Horse the Golden Globe….I remember the penis jokes made about Michael Fassbender. I’m oooooook NOW.
2011 GQ Men of the Year - Michael Fassbender by Nathaniel Goldeberg
soooooo ridiculously irrelevant.
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SHAKING AND CRYING




